A pretty sad experience. But it is actually a rather lovely flat, with cheapish rent and a happy garage space which will become a studio (fancy schmancy artist boy right here, y’all!). It’s very threadbare at the moment however. If anyone has a spare canopener feel free to post it to us!

TRANSCRIPT:

Panel 1:

Sam: (A person wearing a pale lilac, collared shirt and a black vest, who is facing the viewer, but looking at the landlord. Eyebrows are raised and mouth is closed, with very slightly upturned edges.)

Joe: (A person wearing an orange undershirt, a sky blue cardigan and a green neckerchief, who is facing the viewer, but looking at the landlord. Eyebrows are raised and mouth is open, with upturned edges.) So, yeh, we LOVE the flat, it’s wonderful and seems perfect for us. We’d love to move in.

Landlord: (A balding person wearing a dark grey, collared shirt, who is facing the viewer, but looking at Sam and Joe. Eyebrows are raised slightly and pushed together, mouth is open and has downturned edges.) Uhh…ok. That’s…fine.

 

Panel 2:

(There is a caption filling most of the panel, which reads:) Look, can I ask you a personal question…? Are you male or female? And how about you? And are you…homosexuals? Look I don’t have much of a problem with homosexuals. I used to…but look, I just ask you to be…discrete.

Landlord: (A person who is looking directly at the viewer, with slightly raised, slightly pushed together eyebrows and an open mouth, which has slightly downturned edges.)

 

Panel 3:

Landlord: Look, I’ll let you have the flat…because you were recommended. But just know I’ll give you a fair go, but I expect the same from you.

Sam: (A person who is looking directly at the viewer, with pushed together eyebrows and an open mouth, which has upturned edges. There is a thought bubble above Sam, it has a dark red background, and the word “RAAGE!” written in black.) Yes, thank you. We really appreciate this opportunity.

 

Panel 4:

Sam: (A person who is facing the viewer, but looking down and to the side, away from Joe. Eyebrows are pushed together and mouth is open, with downturned edges. There is a broken love heart shape before Sam’s chest.) Well. We got the house.

Joe: (A person who is facing the viewer, but looking down and to the side, away from Sam. Eyebrows are pushed together and mouth is open, with downturned edges. There is a broken love heart shape before Joe’s chest.) …Yay…