Joe and I decided to just give presents whenever we felt like it for xmas this year – mostly ’cause I’m really terrible at keeping secrets when I know he’ll be excited about it, and ’cause he’s really good at getting excited at the prospect of presents.

TRANSCRIPT:

Panel 1:

(There is a caption at the top of the panel, which reads:) For Xmas I got Joe a penis!!

Joe: (A person wearing a blue, collared shirt, with rolled up sleeves, and an indigo neckerchief, who is facing the viewer, but looking down. Eyebrows are raised and mouth is open, with upturned edges. Arms are bent up at the elbows and in Joe’s hands, is a packer.) Ooh Squishy!

Sam: (A person wearing a dull terracotta orange, collared shirt and an olive green vest, which has a couple of grey stripes across the chest, who is facing the viewer, but looking at Joe. Eyebrows are raised and mouth is open, with upturned edges.)

 

Panel 2:

Sam: (A person who is looking directly at the viewer, with raised, slightly pushed together eyebrows, and an open mouth, which has upturned edges. One arm is bent up at the elbow, its hand holding a packer.) I made sure to get mine in a larger size, ‘cos I’m insecure like that.

Joe: (A person who is facing the viewer, but has closed eyes, and an open mouth, with very upturned edges. Arms are raised at the shoulders, bent up at the elbows, and hands are holding Joe’s packer up to Joe’s face.) So cute! I love it!

(There are three red love hearts next to Joe’s face, which are surrounding the word:) nuzzle

 

Panel 3:

Sam: (A person who is looking directly at the viewer, with one eyebrow raised, the other lowered and an open mouth, which has upturned edges. One hand is on Joe’s lower back.) We’ve not had much to do with packers before so it’s a nice new accessory.

Joe: (A person who is facing the viewer, but looking down, with raised eyebrows, and an open mouth. Arms are raised at the shoulders, bent together from the elbows, and either end of Joe’s packer is in each hand. There are a pair of parallel lines above and below Joe’s packer, indicating movement.) Ooooh stretchy!

 

Panel 4:

(There is a caption at the top of the panel, which reads:) I’m still getting used to the novelty, ‘though.

Sam: (A person who is facing the viewer, but looking to the side, with raised eyebrows and an open mouth, which has upturned edges. One arm is raised at the shoulder, bent at the elbow and pointing at Sam’s crotch, with its index finger.) Oh! I wasn’t touching myself in a sexual way! It’s just that my penis is new! And it feels nice! Wanna see?!