I have a neat collection of bow ties, as every self-respecting dapper fella should, including this amazing storm trooper one:

Also proudly wearing my @taine_polk Star Wars bowtie.

A photo posted by Sam Orchard Comics (@roostertails) on

I’ve only managed to figure out how to tie it twice – and I don’t even know how I managed to do it those times. It’s some kind of maddening magic.